Food

Yesterday as I was searching the fridge for the freshest lettuce I noticed one of them had a best before date of Wednesday! No actual date you just had to guess which Wednesday.

Then whilst flitting around Donnybrook fayre I was waiting at the meat counter reading the signs that said, "quality butchers" and "trained experts" when the lady in front asked "what is in the chicken Kiev"? The trained Butcher replied " you know chicken and stuff!!!"

This is an old post i just found and hadn't posted thought id stick it up anyhow.